deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via rain-force)

legalmexican:

I took a nap earlier and I woke up thinking it was a school day and that I was late then I saw my parents in the living room and was like “the fuck you doing here”

(via greed)

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

(Source: jetbag, via rain-force)

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