pizza:

im a girl

cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(Source: qothqueen, via outrights)

If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio, via pizza)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
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